this is amazing.
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this is amazing.
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I would have won.

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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
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The game is simple. Order something off Amazon and go for next day delivery, when you get the dispatch email if you get HDNL/Yodel/Whatever cunting name they have now you lose.
I hate HDNL. £50 prime subscription for NOTHING. Grrrr.
Why Amazon, why?!
and all the things you do
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hahah this made me laugh
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Hey guys!

World on my feet jiji