Judging Books by Their Covers.

To see a world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

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wherelightexists:

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especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

YAY ITS BACK

THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME

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Amazon Roulette

zophop:

The game is simple. Order something off Amazon and go for next day delivery, when you get the dispatch email if you get HDNL/Yodel/Whatever cunting name they have now you lose.

I hate HDNL. £50 prime subscription for NOTHING. Grrrr. 
Why Amazon, why?!